Five foot one, and a quarter of an inch, ball of illogical logic. English Major, writing habits, obsessions and all around love of arts. A Happy ENTP Kelley, University graduate, Missouri.
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
Legit. This is why Hugh jackman is gonna preside as wolverine at comicon. No suits. Unless it’s cosplay.
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate